We buy Patchogue houses, in the village and beyond.
Village two-families near Main Street, ranches in North Patchogue, capes in East Patchogue that need everything. We buy all of it as-is and put a written cash offer in your hands within 24 hours. Close fast, or wait for the right moment.
Probate, tenant-occupied, storm damage, pre-foreclosure. A four-bedroom on Waverly Avenue. A four-bedroom on Camille Lane. A house on South Ocean Avenue.
What sets the company apart is their fair and transparent approach. No brokerage fees, no need for showings with a realtor, and when they say they buy the property "as is", they truly buy "as is"!
As featured in
- Newsday
- LongIsland.com
- Forbes
- realtor.com
- New York Post
Most people who call us are not just moving
They are selling because of something else that happened. An estate, a tenant who stopped paying, a house nobody has lived in since a parent went into care. These are the situations we see most often in Patchogue.
Foreclosure & debt
Missed payments, a foreclosure notice, liens, back taxes or bankruptcy.
See all 8 →How selling to us works in Patchogue
- 1
You give us the address
The street address in 11772 and a sentence or two about the condition, by phone or the form. No photos needed, and nothing has to be cleaned or repaired first.
- 2
We come and look at it
One visit, one person, usually under half an hour. On a colonial or cape cod of the age most of Patchogue was built, we are mainly looking at the roof, the boiler and the electric rather than the kitchen.
- 3
You see the number
Within a day you get our offer as one written figure. Get a Suffolk County agent's opinion alongside it if that helps. For a house that could go on the market as it stands, listing may come out ahead, and we will tell you if so.
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Closing happens on your date
If you need it done quickly, it can be. If probate, a tenant or a move means waiting, we wait. What you skip is the 78 to 93 days a Patchogue listing usually spends on finding a buyer and then on that buyer's lender.
Houses we have bought or walked through in and around Patchogue
Real houses, photographed by our own team, most of them the way the seller left them.
We buy Patchogue houses in any condition
You do not need to fix anything, clean anything, or explain anything. The condition changes the number, never whether we are interested. These are things we have bought around already.
- Needs a new roof
- Boiler or heat out
- Knob-and-tube wiring
- Fire or smoke damage
- Water damage or mold
- Foundation movement
- Full of belongings
- Vacant for years
- Tenants still in it
- Open code violations
- Buried oil tank
- Failed cesspool
How we arrive at a number
The honest answer on a house is that we work backwards from what it is worth once it is fixed, subtract what fixing it costs, and subtract what we need to make for the risk of being wrong about either. There is no secret to it and no algorithm.
- What it is worth repaired. Not the Patchogue median of $605,000 on its own, but what houses like yours on your street actually closed at recently.
- What the work costs. Roof, boiler, electric, the kitchen and bath. In Patchogue the stock is largely colonial and cape cod, and on houses that age the mechanicals are usually the expensive part rather than the cosmetics.
- How long we will hold it. The median Patchogue house goes under contract in about 33 days once it is showable, then waits 45 to 60 days more on the buyer's lender. Ours has to get to showable first, and we carry taxes and insurance across the whole of it.
- What we are wrong about. Opening a wall finds things. That risk is priced in, which is a large part of why a cash number sits below a retail number.
Why the number works for us and not for you
This is the part most cash buyers are vague about, so here it is plainly. We run millions of dollars of construction a year. That volume buys materials at contractor pricing and keeps the same crews working year round, which means the identical renovation costs us roughly half what a homeowner would pay to have it done.
That gap is the business. It is also why doing the work yourself before selling so rarely pays: you would be buying the same roof and the same boiler at retail, then hoping the market hands it back to you at resale. It usually does not. We are not making money because you sold cheaply. We are making it because we build cheaply.
And if the number does not work for you, say so. We would rather hear that than talk anyone into anything. We will look at your situation and tell you honestly what we think your options are, including the ones that do not involve us. Plenty of people are better off listing with an agent, and when you are one of them we will say so rather than let you find out later.
What the two paths cost in Patchogue
Work it against Patchogue's own numbers. The median sale here is $605,000. A 5% commission on that is $30,250, and seller closing costs of about 2% add roughly $12,100. Those are costs we can cover on our side. That is $42,350 gone before anyone counts the repairs it took to get the house listable.
There are two waits in a listed sale and people usually only count the first. In Patchogue the median house takes about 33 days to go from listed to a signed contract. Then it waits again, typically 45 to 60 days, while the buyer's lender orders an appraisal and underwrites the loan. Call it 78 to 93 days from sign to keys, assuming nothing goes wrong.
The part worth understanding is what a signed contract actually guarantees, which is less than most sellers assume. A retail buyer with a mortgage contingency can walk away right up to the end. If they do not qualify, if the appraisal comes in under the price, if they change their mind and let the financing lapse. A share of deals die exactly there, after months of waiting, and the house goes back on the market with time on it. We are not borrowing anything, so there is no lender to satisfy, no appraisal to come in low and no contingency to exercise.
| Listing with an agent | Selling to us | |
|---|---|---|
| Sale price | $605,000 (Patchogue median) | Our written offer |
| Commission | −$30,250 | None |
| Seller closing costs | −$12,100 | We can cover them |
| Repairs before listing | Out of pocket | None |
| Cleanout | Yours | Ours |
| Showings | Until it sells | One visit |
| Listed to signed contract | 33 days (Patchogue median, once listable) | 24 hours to a written offer |
| Contract to closing | 45 to 60 days (waiting on the buyer's lender) | A date you choose |
| Total wait | 78 to 93 days if nothing falls through | Yours to set |
| Can the buyer walk? | Yes (mortgage contingency runs to the end) | No financing to fall through |
| Before repairs and carrying | $562,650 | The number we put in writing |
Assumptions: 5% commission and about 2% seller closing costs on the listing side, and both move from deal to deal. Repairs and the cost of holding the house are not deducted, since they vary by property. A well-kept house with a good agent can come out ahead of a cash sale, and if that describes yours we will say it.
What this looks like in Patchogue specifically
Patchogue is roughly 12,408 people in Suffolk County, ZIP 11772, and the housing stock is mostly colonial, cape cod, victorian. Around Main Street and the Patchogue Theatre, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. The Patchogue stop pulls buyers who commute, which supports the good houses and does very little for the ones that need a roof. We know which of these streets take water, where the older systems fail first, and what the Patchogue-Medford School District does to a resale price.
The Patchogue median has barely moved year over year as of 2026-05, at 3.42%. Flat is the hardest market to price a fixer into, because there is no upward drift to cover a mistake and no urgency pushing buyers to overlook a problem. At a $605,000 median, Patchogue is a market where buyers expect to do some work. That helps a seller with a dated house and hurts one with a genuinely broken one, because the pool that will take on a project is not the same pool that will take on a gut. The median house here goes under contract in about 33 days, which is quick for Long Island. It is also a figure that only applies to property in showable condition.
What sellers say
More reviews →What sets the company apart is their fair and transparent approach. No brokerage fees, no need for showings with a realtor, and when they say they buy the property "as is", they truly buy "as is"!
My family and I had a great experience. The process was so clear and easy. I would highly recommend the company with anyone looking to sell their house without any hassle whatsoever.
It was a real pleasure doing business with these guys. They gave me an excellent price, no pressure, very courteous and professional.
Common questions
Do you actually buy in Patchogue, or is this a national site?
Nassau and Suffolk County are the only places we buy, and we have no plans to expand past Long Island. A buyer who operates in fifty states does not know what your street is worth.
Is there any obligation?
None. The visit is free, the written offer is free, and if you say no we do not call you again. There is no follow-up campaign.
Do I need to repair or clean anything first?
No. Take what you want out of the house and leave everything else where it is, including furniture. Clearing it is our cost.
Will you pay what my house is worth?
We pay below what a fully renovated house on your street sells for, because we are buying it unrenovated and carrying it while it is fixed. We will show you exactly how we got to the number, and if listing with an agent would net you more we will tell you that instead.
How fast can you close?
Close fast, or wait for the right moment. Some people need three weeks. Some are waiting on probate or a tenant and need three months. The closing date is a term you set, not something a lender dictates.
Find out what your Patchogue house is worth to us
One visit, a written number within 24 hours, and a straight answer about whether selling to us is actually your best move. If it is not, we will tell you that too.
Or call (631) 570-5505